Andrew Apple is a standup comedian, sit-down screenwriter, and all-around chill dude from Tallahassee, Florida.

He has performed all over the southeast in venues of all shapes and sizes for audiences of all shapes and sizes. That includes the Pensacola Comedy Festival, opening for two Dry Bar comedians, and playing one-third of the Dads Joke Tour. Not too bad for a guy born in a crop circle and raised in a circle pit.

When he's not slaying dragons of boredom with his punchy observations or sweating blood on his keyboard trying to drag a script across the finish line, he enjoys hanging with his kids and really putting the "dad" in dadbod.

Do you want to book Andrew for your event? Hire him to write for your show, movie, speech, or even brunch with your girlfriend's parents? Start HERE.